silly sms

Where I post the funny and peculiar texts I send or receive.

email a silly sms you've received.

Nov
23rd

Sun

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Oh yeah. Im an absolute mess right now. I was actually punching myself in the stomach earlier so i could get all the pukey puke out

— Corey

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Nov
13th

Thu

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OMG

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!! aXXo released dark knight!!! fuck yeah seaking!!!!!!

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Nov
7th

Fri

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where is my umbrella? it’s NOT in your room like you told me. where is my
monkey pillowcase??

— Mom

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Over two hours in the pouring rain…worth it!

Over two hours in the pouring rain…worth it!

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Nov
6th

Thu

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I thought the passion of the christ was better than the book

— Nick R.

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Nov
5th

Wed

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My bad, Danny

Me: I looked at your halloween pics. I hope you got it on with that nurse. So bomb

Andrew: That’s danny’s girlfriend mahn

Oops!

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You know those poops that feel so good you question your sexuality? I just had one.

— Danny W.

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Nov
2nd

Sun

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Is it bad that i kinda wanna be a paraplegic for halloween?

— Andrew T.

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Oct
27th

Mon

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True or false: it would be appropriate in a university-sponsored workplace to make a joke about the newspaper “getting my description completely wrong” in a story about a serial rapist. Right?

— Ryan

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MMS via Kalise
That’s a knife my sister has to use for work. Ironic.

MMS via Kalise

That’s a knife my sister has to use for work. Ironic.

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