Oh yeah. Im an absolute mess right now. I was actually punching myself in the stomach earlier so i could get all the pukey puke out
where is my umbrella? it’s NOT in your room like you told me. where is my
I thought the passion of the christ was better than the book
— Nick R.
Me: I looked at your halloween pics. I hope you got it on with that nurse. So bomb
Andrew: That’s danny’s girlfriend mahn
You know those poops that feel so good you question your sexuality? I just had one.
— Danny W.
Is it bad that i kinda wanna be a paraplegic for halloween?
— Andrew T.
True or false: it would be appropriate in a university-sponsored workplace to make a joke about the newspaper “getting my description completely wrong” in a story about a serial rapist. Right?