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Nov
23rd
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Oh yeah. Im an absolute mess right now. I was actually punching myself in the stomach earlier so i could get all the pukey puke out
— Corey
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Nov
13th
Thu
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OMG

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!! aXXo released dark knight!!! fuck yeah seaking!!!!!!

via Corey

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Nov
7th
Fri
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where is my umbrella? it’s NOT in your room like you told me. where is my
monkey pillowcase??
— Mom
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Over two hours in the pouring rain…worth it!

Over two hours in the pouring rain…worth it!

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Nov
6th
Thu
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I thought the passion of the christ was better than the book
— Nick R.
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Nov
5th
Wed
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My bad, Danny

Me: I looked at your halloween pics. I hope you got it on with that nurse. So bomb

Andrew: That’s danny’s girlfriend mahn

Oops!

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You know those poops that feel so good you question your sexuality? I just had one.
— Danny W.
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Nov
2nd
Sun
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Is it bad that i kinda wanna be a paraplegic for halloween?
— Andrew T.
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Oct
27th
Mon
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True or false: it would be appropriate in a university-sponsored workplace to make a joke about the newspaper “getting my description completely wrong” in a story about a serial rapist. Right?
Ryan
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MMS via Kalise
That’s a knife my sister has to use for work. Ironic.

MMS via Kalise

That’s a knife my sister has to use for work. Ironic.

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